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There’s nothing clever going on here. Carmen Electra as Mystique. The scariest thing about Epic Movie is that the people making it may have actually thought what they were doing was funny. Epic Movie was panned by critics. Every gag fails miserably, as Friedberg and Seltzer try to put as many popular culture references in their films as possible. Retrieved March 15, I mean, isn’t that the basic criteria? Britten Kelley as Cribs Faun.

In the sex scene with Mystique, Peter follows big hooters with the words silver dollar nipples. In this Hunger Games spoof, Kantmiss Evershot must fight for her life in the 75th annual Starving Games, where she could also win an old ham, a coupon for a foot-long sub, and a partially eaten pickle. Jeremy Rowley as Pirate. The film is bland, unfunny and is so poorly acted, that you wonder how this crap finds an audience. Movies – Seen – Okay. Sadly, however, it’s still one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Epic Movie is horrible filmmaking, and if you want a movie that is pure trash, and definitely not worth your time, this is that film.

Meanwhile, mocie White Bitch reveals her plans to create a new continent for her followers via a magic crystal. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email.

Orphaned high school student Rick Riker is bitten by a radioactive dragonfly, develops super powers except for the ability to flyand becomes a hero. Susan Pervertsky as Faune Chambers. There they must seek the help of a randy lion, a hoard of mutants from the x academy, students of witchcraft and wizardry, funky swash-buckling pirates and a mischievous beaver to defeat the evil white bitch! Goofs at around 14 mins When Willy has his arms around the children, you can see the top of his walking stick on the right.

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Mvoie and those snakes? Lucy getting her tongue stuck to a metal pole Borat: Jim Piddock as Magneto. Where Edward gets punk’d American Pie: Feb 10, Rating: The site’s critical consensus reads, “A crude comedy with nothing new or insightful to say about the subjects it satirizes.

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Dane Farwell as Dumbledore. Fred Willard as Aslo.

The four siblings engage the White Bitch in battle and are killed. The archly bombastic score. Masha Lund as Pirate Wench. During “comedic” situations, Golden Tickets are found by other orphans, which include Edward Kal Penna disillusioned bkg trainee; Susan Faune Chambersa displaced adopted girl; and Peter Adam Campbella mutant at Mutant Academy who is often teased for his chicken-like wings.

Samantha Lee as Dancing Pirate Girl. Tumnus Hector Jimenezwho welcomes Lucy to Gnarnia and warns her of danger. Edit Did You Know? Irina Voronina as Jogging Girl.

Mary Castro as Breast Bite Woman. Together, they kill the army, defeat the White Bitch, and stop her plan. Adam Campbell as Peter. The New York Times. Audra Lynn as Wardrobe Girl. Lindsey Kraft as Rogue.

I hated this film, and I think it’s one of the worst comedies ever put on film. Well, this tragic piece of garbage failed to even present a single good joke.

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Box office champ “Epic Movie” an unfunny disaster

Movie Info Scary Movie screenwriters Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer join forces to parody the “biggest” movies gnarnis to hit the silver screen in this comedy that gives such popular box-office hits as Pirates of the Caribbean and Chronicles of Narnia: If there’s a knife close mlvie you, you’ll probably slit your throat. Edward escapes with the assistance of Captain Jack Swallows Darrell Hammondonly to find gnaarnia it was a ruse as Jack, the Bitch’s old enemy, needs intelligence out of Edward.

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Lauren Conrad as Lauren Conrad. Who ever gave the go ahead to make this garbage should be ashamed. The comedy is non-existent, childish, and fails miserably due to a poor script that is so lazily written. Webarchive template wayback links All articles with dead external links Articles with dead external gharnia from December Articles with permanently dead external links Articles with dead external links from September Use mdy dates from March All articles with unsourced statements Articles with unsourced statements gnania January Articles with unsourced statements from February Jack is then stabbed by the White Bitch as the magic crystal is thrown in the ocean and grows, putting the Bitch’s plan in motion.

It plays out like an overlong Comedy Central skit lurching for the next laugh without any remorse for the gross misfires in between. Despite all the scatological high jinks on display, most of the satire is affectionate rather than merciless.

Peter then finds a magic remote and uses its powers to revive his siblings. Post Share on Facebook.